February 2012
True fact.
If you have food in your fridge, clothes on your back, a roof over your head and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.
So, stop complaining and appreciate life.
On Friday night.
Mum learnt a new phrase from my brother.
*talking about basketball*
Me: I probably could last 4 quarters. On the bench!
Mum: Cool story bro.
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One of those MX things.
To Jessica (according to your Year 12 jumper)
You probably will be the cutest girl I’ll ever see on the Sydenham line. You’re on your iPhone so hopefully you have Tumblr. Haha. You just got off at Keilor Plains, so you don’t live far.
Can I give you my number?
Got a group interview for Grill'd Highpoint.
It’s next Monday but I don’t rate my chances. I’m pretty nervous but I would love a job there.
The group interview is all the way in Hawthorn though.
I'm out of it right now.
I just used the TV remote to put down the music on my computer.
In my first tutorial.
We have two french exchange students and they introduced themselves one after the other.
French Guy: Hello. I’m from France.
French Girl: I am also from France.
Aussie guy sitting next to them: Hi. I’m Chris. I’m from Ballarat.
Class: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
My mate invited me to a nightclub on Wednesday.
Firstly, I don’t do nightclubs.
Secondly, I have lectures and tutorials that day.
LOOOOL!
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Hey guys.
I’m just taking a break from Tumblr.
See you guys when I get back.
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How I Met Your Mother.
There’s something I’m confused about regarding the newest episode.
At the end of the episode, Ted tells Robin that he loves her. Robin cannot possibly be the mother because future Ted refers to Robin as Aunt Robin and also that Robin can’t have kids. So, those aren’t her kids.
What I’m confused about is why the producers and writers of the show would add this...
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Valentine's Day.
All these people are saying that you should be treating your loved one well everyday and not just on Valentine’s Day.
Well, hold onto your snapbacks! We also have Mother’s and Father’s Days. I’m pretty sure you don’t treat them with the respect and love they deserve everyday. Nor have I read or heard any posts saying just that.
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There was a massive flag blocking our view.
And my mate was getting fired up and screaming at the person holding the flag. He was complaining he could only see two thirds of the field. I told him to calm down because for my whole life I only can see two thirds of everything.
Don’t get it? It’s because I’m asian. Small eyes… Two thirds. HAHAHA!
Dot points of the last few days.
I’ve faked my way to 120 hours. Pretty close to getting my P’s.
Mum said I can get a second hand car that’s around $5000.
I’ve been looking and I found this Audi. Looks pretty good.
I successfully unenrolled at Victoria University.
Victoria University was looking pretty good when I went inside.
I’ve had about 10 litres of water in the past 3 days.
My high...
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Something I heard on TV.
Reporter: How is gay marriage against your religion? That’s like saying the donut someone else is eating is bad for me because I’m on a diet.
Something for all Year 12s to remember.
This year will get hard but all you can do is try your best. Don’t slack off and later think to yourself that you could have done better.
Trust me, seeing that you made into the course and university you want is one of the best feelings. So, work hard and it’ll pay off.
A new How I Met Your Mother theory.
There’s a theory that I’ve heard that the mother is Barney’s half sister, Carly. Ted mentions that when he was teaching his wife was in the class. And remember when Barney met his real Dad and his Dad mentions that he has a daughter who is in college. Seems plausible.
Shopping with Mum.
*holds out bra*
Mum: Does it look good?
Me: How would I know?!
I wouldn't mind dating a white girl.
Most asian girls think they’re part of a royal family from China.
I’m okay but my air is sick.
I saw this on some hypebeast’s shirt today.
I mean, seriously. Is your air okay? Does it need some panadol? Or how about an asthma pump?
January 2012
Blondes on the bus.
Blonde 1: What are intersections?
Blonde 2: They have like train tracks and stuff.
A new How I Met Your Mother theory.
For the people who have keep up to date with the show, you would have seen the episode where Robin dreams of her kids with Barney.
I’m on Skype with Jenny and she asks, what if Ted is having the same thing? Could this whole show have been a dream in Ted’s mind?
It might just be like Pokemon where Ash has a concussion in the first episode and has a dream about a world filled with...
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So when does everyone go back to school?
I just want to personally laugh in your ask boxes the night before.
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